Friday, 3 September 2021

GOD ONLY

 

Yes I believe in God

I believe in God the father of all

I believe in the Ten Commandments

God handed to Moses

A better set of rules to live your life by

Does not exist

I’m not comfortable calling myself a Christian however

I was baptized a Christian

And raised as one

And I attend a Christian church

But I'm not a true Christian

I don’t turn the other cheek

Wednesday, 1 September 2021

WHO IS THERE

 

Who is there?

In my darkest hours

When pain wracks my body

When dark thoughts plague me

Who is it who sustains me?

 

Who is there?

At times of anguish

When I feel so alone

When I feel all hope is gone

Who lifts me and guides me

 

Who is there?

In the depths of my despair

When I see no end

When I seek release

Who is it?

Who will take my pain

 

He is there

When the pain ends

When darkness is banished

In the light of love

My lord god will keep me

Tuesday, 31 August 2021

NO MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

 

There is a famous quote about God

Not giving you more than you can handle

Well there are times that I just wish

He didn't have quite so much faith in me

Monday, 30 August 2021

LUNCH TIME IN THE CAFETERIA

 


At a catholic school at lunch time one day

As The children queued up in an orderly way

The first thing that confronted the pupils

On the end of the counter was a large pile of apples

By the apples a nun had written a note saying

"Take only ONE because God is watching."

As they made their way along the counter

The canteen rang out with childish laughter

Chocolate chip cookies stood in a large pile

With a label which made them all smile

A child had written a note for the pupils,

"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Wednesday, 25 August 2021

OUT OF THE MOUTH’S OF BABES – DOWN ON THE BEACH

 

A Dad was on the beach with his children

When his four-year-old son ran up to him,

Took his hand and dragged to the shore

Where a seagull lay dead in the sand before him

"Daddy, what happened to it?" the boy asked

Dad replied "He died and went to Heaven son,"

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down here then?"

GOD HELP ME

 

In my latter years I only ask

That God grant me in my senility

To forget people I never liked at any rate

And the good fortune

To run into the people that I do like

And the eyesight to differentiate

OUT OF THE MOUTH’S OF BABES – THE WEDDING

 Six-year-old Ellie was in church

With four-year-old Luke her brother

They were sitting in the church

Attending a family wedding together

Luke laughed, sang, and talked out loud

Pulled faces and generally messed about

Finally, his big sister had had enough

Luke was spoiling her special day out

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why?” Luke asked “Who's going to stop me?".

Ellie pointed to the back of the church and said,

"Those two men by the door are hushers see"

 

I WAS CHRISTIAN

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