ARCHANGEL MICHAEL

 

Archangel Michael

Lucifer’s nemesis

Angelic warrior

In the war in heaven

Protector against

The dark of night

MICHAELMAS DAY

 

Feast of the Archangels

As the autumn equinox nears

Michaelmas marks the turning

Of the husbandman's year

MICHAELMAS DAISY

 

Lovely Miss Aster,

My flower girl Maisie

My natural beauty

I love her like crazy

My own precious

Michaelmas Daisy

IF YOU NEVER WENT TO CHURCH

 

If you never went to church

But watched songs of praise

That might not be good enough

When under St Peters gaze

OUR LOCAL CHURCH IS RAISING MONEY

 

Our local church is raising money

For restoration to the steeple

Donors make an online payment

Using the secure system, Papal

ETERNITY

 

An atheist was arguing

With holy men

And questioning the existence

Of heaven

One holy man said

That if you are precise

And there is no afterlife

Or any paradise

Its not like you’ll be able

To tell anyone

But if we are right

Then your fucked son