FATHER, SON &

 

A Sunday school teacher asked her class,

“What was the name of Jesus' mother?” 

One little child answered proudly “Mary”

The teacher said, “well done very clever”

 
The teacher then asked another question

“What was the name of Jesus' father?”

A boy called Terry answered “it’s Verge”

the teacher was Confused at the answer

 

She said, “that’s not the right answer”

Where did you get verge from Terry?” 

The boy said, “Well you know everyone

Is always talking about Verge n' Mary

OUT OF THE MOUTH’S OF BABES – THOU SHALT NOT

                                                                                                                         

In our church’s Sunday school class our children

Have been learning about the Ten Commandments

After the class had studied hard about the first nine

They approached the last one with some confidence

The teacher asked the class if anyone could tell her

“What was the tenth commandment for a moral life” 

Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and proudly quoted

“Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife”