Wednesday, 25 August 2021

OUT OF THE MOUTH’S OF BABES – THE WEDDING

 Six-year-old Ellie was in church

With four-year-old Luke her brother

They were sitting in the church

Attending a family wedding together

Luke laughed, sang, and talked out loud

Pulled faces and generally messed about

Finally, his big sister had had enough

Luke was spoiling her special day out

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why?” Luke asked “Who's going to stop me?".

Ellie pointed to the back of the church and said,

"Those two men by the door are hushers see"

 

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