CHRISTMAS SERVICE

 

It was a bitterly cold and bleak Christmas morn

And had been snowing heavily since before the dawn

And for the morning service the waiting minister

Was eventually joined by just one solitary farmer

The clergyman said “Well even though it’s Christmas day

I don’t suppose there's no point in having a service today.”

The farmer replied “Well that's not quite how I see it.

If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it.”