OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES – PAUL AND THE CAT

 

At nursery school

Little Paul told his teacher that

On his way to school

He had found a dead cat

 

“How do you know?”

The nursery teacher said

To little Paul

“That the cat was dead?”

 

“Because it didn’t move when

I pissed in its ear” he replied

“You did WHAT?”

She exclaimed in surprise

“You know what miss,”

Explained little Paul,

“I leaned over and went 'Pssst'

And it didn't move at all”