When I was a boy I prayed to god
For
a new bike for me
Then
I realized that God
Doesn’t
work like that you see
So,
I stole one instead
And
asked him to forgive me
In bed on their wedding night his wife said, “I must say, before we first met, I was Christian” Her husband said calmly “I don’t care a...
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