Monday, 1 February 2021

RELIGIOUS SHIT MAN

 

Religions of the World can tell us many things

Words of wisdom for all from paupers to kings

For example, wise Confucius say, "shit happen"

Mormons think shit happens again & again

Buddhists ask if shit happens, is it really shit?

Catholics believe if it happens, they deserve it

Unitarians ask what’s all this shit? how very sage

Islam dictates if shit happens, take a hostage

 

Zen wondered about the sound of shit happening?

Krishna’s sing shit happens rama rama ding ding

Jews ask why does shit always happen to me?

Taoism tells us that “shit happens” don’t you see?

All this shit has happened before the Hindus say

For Seventh Day Adventists it happens Saturday

Protestants say you get rid of shit with hard work

The Rastafarians just smoke the shit and smirk

 

 

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