Tuesday, 16 March 2021

DEAR LORD

 As to the lord God he was praying

A little boy was overheard saying

By his auntie Irene and Uncle Roy

“If you can’t make me a better boy

Please don't worry about it then

I'm having a good time as I Am." amen

Monday, 15 March 2021

THE FOURTEEN HOLY HELPERS - MARGARET THE VIRGIN

 

The Fourteen Holy Helpers are a group of saints venerated together in Roman Catholicism because their intercession was believed to be particularly effective against various diseases.

This group of "helpers in need" originated in 14th century Rhineland, due largely as a result of the epidemic that grew to become the Black Death, but their veneration spread almost as quickly as the plague.

 

Margaret the Virgin, also known as Margaret of Antioch,

Margaret the virgin martyr, is widely celebrated as a saint.

Having embraced Christianity as a young woman she pledged her virginity to God, this caused her pagan father to disown her.

A few years later the Roman Governor asked her to marry him but if she accepted, she would have to renounce Christianity but when she refused, he had her cruelly tortured before having her put to death.

Her patronage protects during childbirth and aids the escape from devils, and she is commemorated on July 20th.

Sunday, 14 March 2021

AOG

 

Something bothers me

In an insurance policy

Can some atheist sod

Claim for acts of God

Friday, 12 March 2021

I DON’T BELIEVE IT

 

The problem is when faith is lost

It isn’t that we believe in nothing

But rather the opposite is true

We start to believe in anything

THE FOURTEEN HOLY HELPERS – GILES

The Fourteen Holy Helpers are a group of saints venerated together in Roman Catholicism because their intercession was believed to be particularly effective against various diseases.

This group of "helpers in need" originated in 14th century Rhineland, due largely as a result of the epidemic that grew to become the Black Death, but their veneration spread almost as quickly as the plague

Saint Giles (c. 650 – c. 710) was a Christian hermit saint from Athens.

Whose life was centered in Provence and Septimania.

The tomb in Saint-Gilles-du-Gard, the abbey Giles was said to have founded, became a place of pilgrimage and a stop on the road that led from Arles to the pilgrim Way of St. James.

His patronage protects against plague, for a good confession, and for cripples, beggars, and blacksmiths. He is commemorated on September 1st. 

Thursday, 11 March 2021

ETERNITY

 

An atheist was arguing

With holy men

And questioning the existence

Of heaven

One holy man said

That if you are precise

And there is no afterlife

Or any paradise

Its not like you’ll be able

To tell anyone

But if we are right

Then your fucked son

Wednesday, 10 March 2021

I AM SO BLESSED

I am so blessed

To have a family

A caring network

Who look after me

 

I am so blessed

To have with me

A circle of friends,

Who are like family

 

I am so blessed

To have in every way

God in my life

Each and every day 

AIDAN OF LINDISFARNE

  Saint Aidan of Lindisfarne Was an Irish missionary monk Who was credited in the 6th Century Of converting the Anglo-Saxons To Chri...